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bambina96
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  • Birth Date : Monday 10 June 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 23
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML

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181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19325) - you deserved it (36099)

On 02/23/2013 at 1:27pm - intimacy - by think i'm dating perdix (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market and buy a copy of 50 Shades of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laugh while ringing me up. FML

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152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33597) - you deserved it (7839)

On 02/21/2013 at 8:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML

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145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6749) - you deserved it (37256)

On 02/13/2013 at 12:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)



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