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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 April 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 820
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

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Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32250) - you deserved it (11553)

On 08/07/2011 at 4:29pm - work - by power corrupts... (woman) - Czech Republic (Plzensky kraj)

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14533) - you deserved it (62120)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I got my first acting part. I played the role of a bad boy who has to grab the leading lady's ass, who then slaps me in the face. The ass grab was done in one take. The slap required 14 takes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41519) - you deserved it (4812)

On 12/02/2009 at 6:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I went to confession. I told the priest that I had an intimate relationship with a woman that I'm not married to. He chuckled and said, "You know, lying is a sin too." I wasn't lying. FML


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On 03/19/2009 at 11:34pm - misc - by churchgoer (man) - United States (Illinois)

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