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by Mattador / 09/06/2011 at 1:56am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that getting caught in a barbed wire fence isn't as bad as it sounds. Running through a forest at night, tripping over one, rolling down an embankment, and getting swiped by a car, however, is. FML
by Why_Not31 / 09/01/2011 at 5:58pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by ScottishLad1 / 09/01/2011 at 11:24am / United Kingdom (Bedfordshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband, who's a recovering alcoholic, and I are on holiday with our kids. He's decided he can have a few drinks because he deserves "a holiday too". He doesn't see why this should ruin ours. FML
by happymum / 08/29/2011 at 7:17am / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Holidays
by The_Taxman / 08/20/2011 at 6:20pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
by nerofirst / 08/19/2011 at 9:40am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by ms_nothing / 08/19/2011 at 12:03am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, was the first day of my sophomore year. While receiving my schedule, I burst into tears at the sight of a disfigured midget. I'm now seen as the school bitch for making fun of a midget. I have a genuine fear of midgets. FML
by maryrain / 08/11/2011 at 5:35am / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
by pimples / 08/06/2011 at 9:08am / Australia (Queensland) / Love
by IIIlibras / 07/27/2011 at 5:28pm / United States (Louisiana) / Health
Today, my neighbor passed away, and my father and I went to give his wife our condolences. In the middle of my dad's conversation with the wife, he says "I'm sorry for your loss, I knew Jim well, he was a great guy." The wife stares at him and says, "His name was Rich." FML
by Elliott_B / 06/24/2011 at 11:54am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by brokenbabe / 06/21/2011 at 10:38pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love
Today, I came home from work to find my computer smashed into a hundred pieces. My dad threw it at my mom because they were having a fight and my computer was the closest thing to throw. He refuses to fix it. FML
by Taurus_ChicKa / 05/31/2011 at 12:44pm / United States (Kansas) / Money
Today, I went to a restaurant and sat at the last available table, which had a seat available across from me. A cute girl approached and asked if she could sit down, so I said "Sure" and made some room. She then asked "You're leaving, right?" FML
by StatusSearch / 05/26/2011 at 7:36pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, an unpaid intern had his first day at my workplace of seven years. As a joke, my boss gave him the same challenge she gave me on my first day. The intern completed it in 37 minutes. We've always been told it's impossible. Guess we all have to start working harder. FML
by 19apollo91 / 05/09/2011 at 1:33pm / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Work
- Today, I tried to wake up my boyfriend for morning sex with a Blowjob, he woke up looked at me said… Today, my wife and I drive 3 hours in order to settle our tax dispute with the IRS only to realize… Today, I found out after 12 years of marriage that if it wasn't for the fact that I was into women…