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baileyfresshhhh
  • Town/Country : Oregon, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 August 1999 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 65
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About baileyfresshhhh : I'm usually a pretty nice person, so if you message me I'll most likely reply:) I'm kind of awkward though. So be prepared.

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Today, my hair straightener broke. My husband suggested putting electrical tape on it because it was heat proof. I did and started straightening my hair. The supposed heat proof tape melted and got stuck in my hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7746) - you deserved it (27594)

On 11/03/2012 at 9:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9185) - you deserved it (116773)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:01am - health - by sadcase - Australia



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