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bahamut_pure
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 May 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 224
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About bahamut_pure : Sarcasm is my native language.

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Today, I brought my girlfriend of six months over to meet my family. When my grandpa saw her, he said, "What a waste of good breeding stock." FML

#18236963
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18969) - you deserved it (1556)

On 11/13/2011 at 12:10pm - love - by mandie - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I'm on holiday with my boyfriend. Going through Chinese customs, an officer pulled us aside, removed a suspicious metal object from my boyfriend's luggage and called six other officers to have a look. It was a kinky pair of handcuffs. FML

#18235563
108 comments

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On 11/13/2011 at 7:46am - love - by notthatkinkyanyway - China (Beijing)

Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML

#18234990
122 comments

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On 11/13/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML

#18234448
171 comments

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On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML

#18233744
159 comments

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On 11/13/2011 at 12:19am - intimacy - by unlucky - United States

Today, I finished a very important but annoying presentation that took four hours to complete. Only after writing a paragraph to explain the presentation and sending it to my boss did I realize that I saved the document as "Shit I have to do to get a promotion." FML

#18231005
83 comments

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On 11/12/2011 at 7:36pm - work - by TTR (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was watching wrestling videos on YouTube, when my little brother walked in. Later, my little brother told my parents that I was watching naked men on my computer. They won't stop thinking that I was watching gay porn. FML

#18226728
84 comments

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On 11/12/2011 at 9:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

#18224618
169 comments

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On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, a kid came trick or treating to my house. When I told him Halloween was nearly two weeks ago, his reaction was to savagely kick me in the shin and run off screaming obscenities. This is the same kid who broke down in tears when I gave him candy on the real Halloween. FML

#18222610
101 comments

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On 11/11/2011 at 9:04pm - kids - by Username - United States (Maryland)



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