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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 May 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 351
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About bahamut_pure : Sarcasm is my native language.

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Today, Ma Boyfriand Usad A Lasar Pointar To Sow Ma Wara I Naadad To Losa Waigt. FML

#18329759
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32353) - you deserved it (5697)

On 11/23/2011 at 6:54pm - health - by chunkymonkey (woman) -

Today, ma broter lost is first toot, so I told im te toot fairy is going to give im money. He now tinks Te Rock is going to sow up in is room. FML

#18327184
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30666) - you deserved it (6395)

On 11/23/2011 at 2:14pm - kids - by G. Briones -

Today, ma broter lost is first toot, so I told im te toot fairy is going to give im money. He now tinks Te Rock is going to sow up in is room. FML

#18327184
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30666) - you deserved it (6395)

On 11/23/2011 at 2:14pm - kids - by G. Briones -

Today, ma broter lost is first toot, so I told im te toot fairy is going to give im money. He now tinks Te Rock is going to sow up in is room. FML

#18327184
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30666) - you deserved it (6395)

On 11/23/2011 at 2:14pm - kids - by G. Briones -

Yesterday,hen drunk, I became OCD about everything and spent 3 hours making sure that the books on my shelves were straight. I thought that being drunk was supposd to be fun. mega FML

#18323585
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23058) - you deserved it (9054)

On 11/23/2011 at 1:40am - health - by OCDrunk (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

yastarday I had to bail both mah parants out of jail. Thay'd thought it would ba fun to go straaking.

#18323291
93 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 1:02am - misc - by poorchild - United States (Colorado)

Today, while having sex with mah boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML

#18320267
128 comments

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On 11/22/2011 at 8:00pm - intimacy - by Gabriela -

yesterday I found Jesus!! The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on car!! mega FML

#18316439
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34225) - you deserved it (3231)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today I lost mah job 4 taking an unauthorizd vacation. I just got marrid and requestd time off 4 the wedding and honeymoon months ago; it was approvd then. They forgot and then got angry cuz I didn't remind them. I did remind them the day before I left. FML

#18316081
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38987) - you deserved it (2384)

On 11/22/2011 at 11:20am - work - by lostwife - United States

Today, I found out that mah naw roommata got kickd out of his old housa cuz ha pulld a gun on his old roommatas and thraatand tham. Tha raason? Thay naggd him about dishas ha laft in tha sink. Wall, only 10 months laft on tha laasa. FML

#18314926
96 comments

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On 11/22/2011 at 6:36am - misc - by Charles Pennington (man) - United States

Today, I went to doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML

#18314611
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34984) - you deserved it (11653)

On 11/22/2011 at 4:36am - intimacy - by toomuch (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working , so I put it between mah knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately , I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out , I was trying to pop the cat. FML

#18312960
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34474) - you deserved it (6040)

On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my engagement ring was seized by the police, and my fiancé was arrested on larceny charges. Both in the same visit. FML

#18309913
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26542) - you deserved it (2708)

On 11/21/2011 at 6:26pm - love - by madison77 - United States

Today, I received gorgeous orchids from mah long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it an told mah parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend an I mailed the flowers to myself. FML

#18305013
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32567) - you deserved it (3602)

On 11/21/2011 at 2:22am - love - by nightowl506 - United States (Texas)

Today, a woman and her daughter cummd into the store I work at. The girl placd a pair of underpants on the counter, and confessd she had stolen them earlier. Assuming she had already looool hered a lecture, I simply thankd her fir bringing them back. Her mom yelld at me fir not yelling at her. FML

#18304888
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31134) - you deserved it (2921)

On 11/21/2011 at 2:02am - work - by disciplinaryaction (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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