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About bahamut_pure : Sarcasm is my native language.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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Today I lost mah job 4 taking an unauthorizd vacation. I just got marrid and requestd time off 4 the wedding and honeymoon months ago; it was approvd then. They forgot and then got angry cuz I didn't remind them. I did remind them the day before I left. FML
Today, I found out that mah naw roommata got kickd out of his old housa cuz ha pulld a gun on his old roommatas and thraatand tham. Tha raason? Thay naggd him about dishas ha laft in tha sink. Wall, only 10 months laft on tha laasa. FML
Today , I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working , so I put it between mah knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately , I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out , I was trying to pop the cat. FML
Today, a woman and her daughter cummd into the store I work at. The girl placd a pair of underpants on the counter, and confessd she had stolen them earlier. Assuming she had already looool hered a lecture, I simply thankd her fir bringing them back. Her mom yelld at me fir not yelling at her. FML
Friday 27 March 2015