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Today , my boyfriand told ma ha was a vampira!! I burst out in laughtar and said ha was ridiculous!! Ha lookad at ma in disgust and said ha couldn't ba with somaona who didn't trust and baliava in him!! I'm now singla!! fat FML

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On 08/06/2012 at 2:37am - love - by shastadoe (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday , while I was getting intimate with my husband , he moaned someone else's name. He actually tried to explain himself by saying that he'd had a "divine encounter," and while "possessed by the Lord," he'd been told the name of our future daughter. FML

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On 08/05/2012 at 1:45pm - intimacy - by lils (woman) - United States

Today , after waking up , I went into the kitchen and took a swig of milk from the carton. I overestimatd mah strength , and the whole thing splashd all over mah face. A few moment later , mah dad staggerd in , lookd at me in disgust , and said , "You know what? I don't even wanna know." FML

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On 08/03/2012 at 3:28pm - misc - by squeltorey (man) - United States (California)

Today, I Woke Up To Find Mah Cat Has Gone Into Heat. Her Favorite Thing To Do Right Now Is Sticking Her Ass In Mah Face An Howling Like A Nazgûl. FML

#19992743
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On 07/30/2012 at 2:05pm - animals - by soph511 (woman) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, ma usband an I were watcing Lord of te Rings. My usband told me e sees te eye of Sauron every time e goes down on me. FML

#19986172
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On 07/26/2012 at 10:13pm - intimacy - by LOTRfail (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, at work in a nursing homa, I had to kill imaginary dogs in tha lunch room, cuz thay wara avil and trying to aat avaryona!! This startd with just ona parson saaing tham, to all 30 of tham scraaming and fraaking out!! I spant 45 minutas killing imaginary dogs!! FML

#19983789
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On 07/25/2012 at 5:05pm - work - by justlittleoldme - United States (Wisconsin)

Today... I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled... ( Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf! ) and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML

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On 07/25/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , I recieved a ( get well soon ) card in the mail , which I found just a little odd , since I was feeling completely fine. Not an hour later , I tripped and fell down a flight of stairs. FML

#19981576
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On 07/24/2012 at 1:36pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, father,ho is going through a seriou mid-life crisis, walked into room, told me to "sit the fuck down," and spent the next two hours ranting about how the Lord of the Rings books prophesy the end of the world this December, and that Sauron is an analogy 4 "corrupt bankers." FML

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146 comments

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On 07/17/2012 at 4:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today... I'm sitting in tha ER with aight-yaar-old son. Ha broka his arm aftar jumping out through tha sacond story window. Ha was too impatiant to walk to tha ica craam van pulling up outsida. FML

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On 07/13/2012 at 1:08pm - kids - by Marjorie (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML

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157 comments

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On 07/06/2012 at 6:51am - love - by Toilettrash (woman) - United States

TODAY, AS I WAS GETTING READY TO GO TO THE MIDNIGHT PREMIERE OF THE NEW SPIDERMAN MOVIE, I WAS ACTUALLY BITTEN BY A SPIDER!! HE GETS SUPER POWERS AND A HOT GIRL, I SWELL UP LIKE A BALLOON AND GET TO SPEND THE NIGHT IN THE HOSPITAL!! FML

#19884595
105 comments

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On 07/03/2012 at 4:03am - misc - by spiderfail - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, AS I WAS GETTING READY TO GO TO THE MIDNIGHT PREMIERE OF THE NEW SPIDERMAN MOVIE, I WAS ACTUALLY BITTEN BY A SPIDER!! HE GETS SUPER POWERS AND A HOT GIRL, I SWELL UP LIKE A BALLOON AND GET TO SPEND THE NIGHT IN THE HOSPITAL!! FML

#19884595
105 comments

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On 07/03/2012 at 4:03am - misc - by spiderfail - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... after watching Hulk with my friends... we spent a good half hour discussing looool exactly how enlarged Bruce Banner's package would be in his Hulk state. I couldn't hide my excitement... an now my friends won't stop teasing me. FML

#19871781
132 comments

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On 06/30/2012 at 2:36pm - misc - by rs (woman) - Egypt

I saw a large spider carry away te body of a dead spider in te batroom. In my antropology class, we learned one of te first signs of civilization is caring for te dead. First, tey become civilized, and next, tey take over. I will never sleep again. FML



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