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Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML

#17557632
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23074) - you deserved it (5839)

On 08/23/2011 at 12:38pm - misc - by jarrettsorko - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to utter the phrase "OK, but no cape during sex" to my girlfriend. FML

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

#17349963
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53164) - you deserved it (3268)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML

#17342514
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30194) - you deserved it (4612)

On 08/02/2011 at 10:52am - health - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that the crazy old man that sleep walks naked around my neighborhood every night is my grandpa. And he's not sleepwalking. FML

#17340162
101 comments

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On 08/02/2011 at 2:46am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML

#17332249
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29109) - you deserved it (11690)

On 08/01/2011 at 2:12pm - misc - by howniceofyou (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man wearing an FML shirt. While snickering I said to him "You totally deserved it." I guess he thought that comment deserved a broken nose. FML

#17306841
199 comments

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On 07/30/2011 at 5:26am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

#17206347
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40983) - you deserved it (10097)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

#17156963
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37258) - you deserved it (3286)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was given a DUI while in the Whataburger drive thru. FML

#17139539
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10623) - you deserved it (40878)

On 07/16/2011 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

#17131113
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35328) - you deserved it (5487)

On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML

#17121994
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26267) - you deserved it (4757)

On 07/15/2011 at 1:01pm - health - by beachbumb8538 - United States

Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML

#17071540
230 comments

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On 07/11/2011 at 9:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, a business man in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML

#17017856
204 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to disable my iPod Touch for 45 minutes. After 45 minutes, I went to enter my password. I missed a number accidentally. 50 minutes to go. FML

#16734083
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20549) - you deserved it (27249)

On 06/18/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by iDisable - Australia (Victoria)



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