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Today, I felt manly. I spent almost the entire day peeling paint, power sanding, and applying Spackle for my grandma. Strutting with masculinity, I headed for the shower, only to let out a womanly yelp at a spider hanging at eye level around a corner. Manliness gone. FML

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On 03/29/2012 at 9:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I thought about how my dad went to get me a Halloween costume and hasn't come home yet. That was 11 years ago. We've moved twice since then. FML

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On 03/29/2012 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML

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On 03/29/2012 at 7:46am - misc - by melonhead77 - Cyprus

Today, I realized that something's wrong when you have to go to a mental hospital for a family reunion. FML

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On 03/28/2012 at 10:53pm - misc - by neverthesame - United States (Tennessee)

Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML

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On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I witnessed my husband swat a coffee bean over and over again, all the while mistaking it for a fly. I then figured he probably has a lower IQ than I do, which wouldn't be so bad if mine wasn't a few points away from minor retardation. FML

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On 03/24/2012 at 7:06pm - misc - by sheilob (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML

#19339659
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On 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by Avery - United States (California)

Today, I overheard a girl and a guy sitting behind me on the bus who were talking about Skyrim, one of my favourite games. After a while, I turned around and, as a fellow gamer, thanked them for restoring my faith in humanity. They went very quiet. I'm now that weird guy on the bus. FML

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On 03/22/2012 at 2:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML

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On 03/21/2012 at 7:46am - health - by J Rush - United Kingdom (Powys)

Today, I found out why teenage boys have "Keep out" and "Please knock" signs on their bedroom doors. FML

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On 03/19/2012 at 1:49am - intimacy - by ari - United States

Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into her cooking. She started kissing the ingredients. FML

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On 03/19/2012 at 12:59am - kids - by FoodyFood (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I washed my sheets. They wouldn't dry quick enough, so I had to use my old Buzz Lightyear sheets. My new girlfriend took it upon herself to become a damn psychic and pay me a surprise visit right there and then. FML

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On 03/17/2012 at 12:22pm - love - by babysheets (man) - Uruguay (Montevideo)

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk. Almost before he could open his mouth, my mother popped her head into the room and said, "Be realistic, Dan. Who would want to sleep with that?" FML

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On 03/14/2012 at 10:01pm - misc - by CallaC (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I woke up sweating and gasping for air after having a terrible nightmare. The nightmare involved my deceased mother-in-law bitching me out for being a bad influence on her daughter and threatening to cut my nuts off. Even in death, she won't leave me be. FML

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On 03/13/2012 at 12:13pm - misc - by lanu (man) - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML

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On 03/12/2012 at 10:55am - misc - by gengiskarn69 (man) - United States



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