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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 March 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 816
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 28 posted

About badvoodoo : My name is Dexter Morgan. I'm a blood spatter analyst for the Miami Metro Police Department, Homicide Division.

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Today, I was walking home from my acting gig at a haunted hayride. Even after spending lots of time washing the fake blood off my hands and face, I looked like I'd murdered someone. Perhaps that's why an officer stopped me and questioned me about a stabbing that happened earlier tonight. FML

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