About backwoodsartdiva : I'm Ashley. FML and Facebook junkie. 16 years young. Talented enough artist. I love being outside. It's hard not to when you live in the middle of Northern Wisconsin. I go hunting, fishing, snowmobiling, and mudding. Got questions? Message me and ask! I don't bite hard(;
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by Anonymous / 09/10/2010 at 9:44pm / United States (Florida) / Transportation
Today, I found out that I'm a dad. My ex from 8 years ago contacted me through facebook. I'm happy I have a kid, but apparently she only contacted me because she wants me to start paying child support, now her boyfriend who provided for them left. FML
by newdad / 09/06/2010 at 7:21pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend from the top of a bungee jumping platform at an amusement park. I yelled out, "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" from the platform, pointing her out. Turns out, I was pointing at the wrong girl. My girlfriend was very angry and ran away when the wrong girl yelled, "Yes!" FML
by Ido / 08/26/2010 at 4:06pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by perfectlybrokenx / 08/24/2010 at 12:21am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, my daughter and I went to the carnival and had our faces painted. When we returned home hours later, I realized I have a deep sunburn all around my face except for the skin under the paint in the shape of a gecko. FML
by lizardface / 08/23/2010 at 6:44pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, I thought it would be funny to moon people out of my friend's car window. I rolled down the window and mooned a random couple. You should have seen the looks on their faces when I had to get out of the car and pick up my phone and wallet, which were in my back pocket. FML
by fullmoonfml / 08/12/2010 at 7:05pm / United States (New Jersey) / Transportation
by Lifes_a_bust / 08/08/2010 at 12:22pm / United States (Indiana) / Animals
by Alisha Marie / 08/04/2010 at 12:20am / United States (New York) / Love
Today, at work, I was talking to a customer. She kept shaking her head "no" at everything I said. I asked what she was disagreeing with. She told me she has Parkinson's Disease, teared up, and asked to speak to my manager. FML
by RWW / 07/28/2010 at 1:38pm / United States (Minnesota) / Money
Today, I went surfing. One of my instructors came up to me and told me that the other, good looking, instructor didn't have a girlfriend. Who then turned around and said "I do if you are trying to set me up with her." FML
by nu_ravers_101 / 07/27/2010 at 9:56am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML
by betrayed / 07/19/2010 at 1:36pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/16/2010 at 7:43pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Geek
Today, it's my 18th birthday. I was telling my friends a story when my mom started talking. I simply said 'Mom...' so she'd realize she interrupted me. She gave me the finger and called me rude in front of all my friends. FML
by apple / 07/16/2010 at 3:38pm / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Miscellaneous
by magnolia / 07/13/2010 at 10:10pm / United States (Tennessee) / Work
Today, my friend told me I'm not welcome in her house anymore. I've spent the last two months painting and doing it up for her, because she's pregnant and couldn't herself. I just finished the job. FML
by Sapphirlinda / 07/03/2010 at 7:25pm / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Love