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Visits<b>CrAzYELF4</b> - the 10/30/2014 at 10:56pm

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Today, I was at a restaurant where the host is an attractive guy with only one arm. I was with my family, so I didn't want to be too obvious when checking him out. It seems like I was, though, because he came over and told me it was rude to stare at his arm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25486) - you deserved it (3866)

On 07/03/2015 at 9:45pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I decided to splurge and get valet parking at a fancy restaurant. I got out of the car and gave the man my keys and watched as he slowly backed my car into another car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34899) - you deserved it (3434)

On 12/17/2014 at 8:33am - misc - by seriously - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to awkwardly grab my pink dildo after my husband's friend asked what it was that my dog was chewing on. FML



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