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babyjars94
  • Town/Country : edmonton, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 June 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 385
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, my phone died. I plugged it in to charge and then went out to run some errands. When I returned, my phone was no where to be found, and our shovel was on the floor, muddy and wet. I then discovered my 6-year old son had buried my "dead" 200$ palmpilot because he had felt sorry for me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40362) - you deserved it (5805)

On 06/19/2009 at 1:57pm - kids - by no_service (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, was my sister's and dad's birthday. I accidentally mixed up the gifts I got for them and my dad ended up with a vibrator. He wasn't very happy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14121) - you deserved it (54892)

On 05/25/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by silvercity09 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML

#1861801
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On 05/11/2009 at 11:43pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was watching an animal behavior movie. All of a sudden, it brings up two snails going at it. I got hard watching it. FML

#1751359
262 comments

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On 05/08/2009 at 4:51pm - intimacy - by stpdaziandude (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (227496) - you deserved it (29245)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)



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