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by Bigfatfailure / 03/28/2013 at 6:02am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, whilst texting my boyfriend on the train, I noticed the woman sitting next to me staring intently at my phone. After letting my boyfriend know, he sent a message saying, "Are we gonna involve the dog again? Last night was fun." She gasped and screamed that I'm a "twisted dog-humping bitch." FML
by Anonymous / 03/25/2013 at 8:28pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Animals
by And I'm still single / 03/24/2013 at 4:59am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by eww. / 03/22/2013 at 1:28am / Australia / Love
by Maggie / 03/18/2013 at 3:38pm / United States / Love
by noooooooo / 03/17/2013 at 8:10pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
Today, I was outside at a café and looked at my phone. When I did, a woman halfway across the patio started screaming at me, demanding I tell her who I was texting and why. She then sprinted over, furious at me for apparently badmouthing her to somebody. All I did was check the time. FML
by Anonymous / 03/17/2013 at 7:00am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by guy / 03/15/2013 at 1:31am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was helping my father-in-law out at a family barbecue. Somehow, the topic turned to grand-children, at which point I confessed that my wife has been having trouble conceiving. His response was to boom: "Sure you've been putting it in the right hole, son?!" FML
by um... maybe / 03/12/2013 at 6:43pm / United Kingdom / Kids
Today, I asked my boyfriend to give me a back rub. He claimed that he had a sore hand, so I retorted, "You have two hands, right?" Still bitter about not being able to have sex with me while I'm on my period, he shot back, "You have two holes, right?" I give up. FML
by lonely girl / 03/11/2013 at 12:17am / United States / Love
Today, my boyfriend drove me back home. My dad was sitting on the porch in his underwear, with his shotgun in his lap. He stroked the gun, looked my boyfriend dead in the eyes, and slowly shook his head. Now my boyfriend refuses to see me for his own safety. FML
by Anonymous / 03/10/2013 at 6:37pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by cremyfrozentreat / 03/10/2013 at 9:40am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by lolk / 03/10/2013 at 3:41am / United States (Arkansas) / Intimacy
Today, while working at Starbucks, a man came in and placed his order. I made his drink, topped it with whipped cream, and put the lid on. Some cream was seeping out of the top. He looked at me and said, "Good... you left a nipple..." and slowly licked it off. FML
by Anonymous / 03/09/2013 at 1:06am / United States / Work
- Today, I was outside, peeing on a cactus. Then all of a sudden my dog jumped on my back, knocking… Today, we went boating with friends. For some reason the bottom of our tube deflated, causing me to… Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced…