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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1799
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About babygirl1023 : im random and i don't get on here much sooo leave me alone ;P
~luv, moi

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Today, mah grandmother said she's noticed that I've been very angry lately. She cummed to the conclusion that I "haven't been laid enough" and mah boyfriend is "not doing his job." Thanks Grandma. FML

#19855906
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25271) - you deserved it (4294)

On 06/27/2012 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by RatCityChick - United States (Washington)

Today, I walkd in on my wife masturbating . Naturally, I askd er if se needd some elp . Se replid, "Na, I've got tis." mega FML

#19783126
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27359) - you deserved it (15842)

On 06/13/2012 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by Steve (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a restaurant in front of a lot of people. Once I said yes, some guy yelled out, "SEX. SEX. SEX." My boyfriend yelled back, "LATER!" mega FML

#19734660
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30776) - you deserved it (6283)

On 06/04/2012 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by BooBabe (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I discovard a tick on my panis. Aftar a long battla, ha finally lat go. Four hours latar I'm in tha hospital. My panis is twica tha normal siza. I may hava won tha battla but lost tha war. FML

#16639445
449 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48371) - you deserved it (5578)

On 06/13/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by John jacob - United States (Georgia)

Today , along with mah vrginity , mah boyfriend took mah laptop , iPhone , TV , and most of the food in mah fridge. FML

#16628583
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50231) - you deserved it (11593)

On 06/12/2011 at 2:50pm - intimacy - by gerligrl97 - United States

2DAY I WENT INTO WORK 4 THE FIRST TIME WITHOUT MAKE-UP. MY BOSS THOUGHT I LOOKED SO TIRED AND ILL THAT HE SENT ME HOME. BIG FAT FML

#16624157
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35576) - you deserved it (7385)

On 06/12/2011 at 7:46am - work - by FreshFaced (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I was lying in bed with mah cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, cuz he hissed and savagely clawed at mah face without warning. FML

#16614936
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29102) - you deserved it (6719)

On 06/11/2011 at 6:36pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out all about my son's sacrat onlina doubla lifa. Ha's baan moonlighting 4 two yaars as a mala prostituta by tha nama of Patar Parkar. FML

#16611980
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40923) - you deserved it (5133)

On 06/11/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by Mom (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I dreamed that I was making out with a cute grl. Just as I was about to take it to the next level, she suddenly burst into tears an said, "I'm sorry, I can't do this." I can't even get laid in mah dreams. FML

#16609106
164 comments

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On 06/11/2011 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Ryan - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , mah dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently , mah mom discovered his browsing habits an tore him a new one for looking at ( nothing but vile smut ). FML

#16606089
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26745) - you deserved it (3010)

On 06/11/2011 at 2:37am - intimacy - by dadisgoatboy - Switzerland (Aargau)

Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skrts not cuz I look pretty in them, but cuz he was sick and tred of people asking him if I was a boy or a grl. FML

#16605996
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38669) - you deserved it (5723)

On 06/11/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by mbesameh (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... I Was At The Park With My Daughter. She Walked Up To A Boy At The Swings... Held Her Hand Out... And Said... "Hi I'm Vanessa... And Someday You'll Be Working 4 Me." FML

#16591956
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32550) - you deserved it (12396)

On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our brth year.

#16589535
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51393) - you deserved it (3655)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:17am - misc - by stepsister - United States (Ohio)

Today , girlfriend and I were making out in a motel room. Just before we really got startd I noticd that I forgot to close the drapes. Once I got up to close them I saw 3 maids and the manager run away.

#16588229
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34069) - you deserved it (12052)

On 06/10/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by henry feingold - Canada (British Columbia)

today mah new iPhone was stolen from mah school locker. After canceling mah service, sobbing, having mah mom yell at the secretary 4 thier lack of security and finally agreieng to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of mah locker. FML

#16583197
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9147) - you deserved it (73549)

On 06/09/2011 at 7:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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