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About babygirl1023 : im random and i don't get on here much sooo leave me alone ;P
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
Today, mah grandmother said she's noticed that I've been very angry lately. She cummed to the conclusion that I "haven't been laid enough" and mah boyfriend is "not doing his job." Thanks Grandma. FML
Today, I dreamed that I was making out with a cute grl. Just as I was about to take it to the next level, she suddenly burst into tears an said, "I'm sorry, I can't do this." I can't even get laid in mah dreams. FML
Today , mah dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently , mah mom discovered his browsing habits an tore him a new one for looking at ( nothing but vile smut ). FML
Today , girlfriend and I were making out in a motel room. Just before we really got startd I noticd that I forgot to close the drapes. Once I got up to close them I saw 3 maids and the manager run away.
today mah new iPhone was stolen from mah school locker. After canceling mah service, sobbing, having mah mom yell at the secretary 4 thier lack of security and finally agreieng to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of mah locker. FML
Friday 27 March 2015