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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 August 1986 (29 years)
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  • Number of visits : 16577
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About babyboomerang : I collect skeletons, and like anything with pumpkin in it.

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Today, I spent hours baking a multi-layered, detailed cake from scratch for my mom's birthday. It took two seconds for my dog to devour the cake while I picked up a spoon I dropped on the floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53045) - you deserved it (6414)

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