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  • Town/Country : Fort Lauderdale, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 August 1986 (27 years)
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About babyboomerang : I collect skeletons, and like anything with pumpkin in it.

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Today, I spent hours baking a multi-layered, detailed cake from scratch for my mom's birthday. It took two seconds for my dog to devour the cake while I picked up a spoon I dropped on the floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46179) - you deserved it (5609)

On 05/12/2009 at 7:16am - animals - by babyboomerang (woman) - United States (Florida)



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