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babyboomerang
  • Town/Country : Fort Lauderdale, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 August 1986 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 16228
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About babyboomerang : I collect skeletons, and like anything with pumpkin in it.

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Today, I spent hours baking a multi-layered, detailed cake from scratch for my mom's birthday. It took two seconds for my dog to devour the cake while I picked up a spoon I dropped on the floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41498) - you deserved it (4246)

On 05/12/2009 at 7:16am - animals - by babyboomerang (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (362929) - you deserved it (401261)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)