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  • Town/Country : Van, BC, Canada
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  • Number of visits : 268
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About babyblueyes : Hey there! How's it going? I'm just a simple 24 year old who gets bored and posts here! Wanna chat ? Love to hear from ya!

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Today, I was sitting on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy came and sat next to me. Next thing I know, he farts loudly, then proudly looks my way. I stared back in shock. He says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49252) - you deserved it (9965)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML

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On 10/17/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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