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  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 May 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 890
  • Number of comments : 71
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About babyblueyes : Hey there! How's it going? I'm just a simple 26 year old who gets bored and posts here! Wanna chat ? Message me!

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babyblueyes's favorite FMLs

Today, my 7-year-old daughter made a new game: hitting me in the groin when I'm not expecting it. She hunts me in the house, hides around corners, and behind furniture to ambush me. She'll even do it if she catches me napping. I'm a grown man living in fear of a little girl. FML

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326 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53092) - you deserved it (11941)

On 01/16/2014 at 12:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

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196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57899) - you deserved it (12349)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML

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111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20906) - you deserved it (27930)

On 10/17/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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