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  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 May 1981 (33 years)
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Today, my girlfriend ran off with my beloved dog. Why? Yesterday she asked me who I'd choose, and I honestly said that I would choose the dog. FML

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94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12207) - you deserved it (7046)

On 01/30/2015 at 7:13pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, a booklet came in the mail, addressed to me and titled "How To Train Your Wife". I didn't order it but my wife doesn't believe me. FML

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

#21346857
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17762) - you deserved it (1684)

On 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my sister asked me how my boyfriend was doing. He died two years ago. She was the first person I told. FML

#21346806
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16856) - you deserved it (1156)

On 01/30/2015 at 1:11pm - misc - by lonesomegal (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I'm on a train, feeling good because I got upgraded to first class. The man opposite me just slid me a note saying, "Wee plooky cunt, fuck off!" Charming. FML

#21346702
53 comments

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On 01/30/2015 at 7:49am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I went to have a pre-cancerous mole removed off of my nose. When the doctor numbed my nose, she didn't check to see if the anesthetic actually worked, and began hacking away at my nose, leaving me to feel every last flick of the razor. Turns out I have an immunity to that anesthetic. FML

#21346273
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19520) - you deserved it (1466)

On 01/29/2015 at 4:00pm - health - by ThatWasntFun - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML

#21346230
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22179) - you deserved it (2677)

On 01/29/2015 at 2:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up after taking the new sleeping pills I was prescribed for my insomnia. I slept for 12 hours and had 5 missed calls from my boss. FML

#21346205
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20146) - you deserved it (1911)

On 01/29/2015 at 1:32pm - health - by anon - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I had to run for the train, but because of my bad foot and limping they held the train, much to people's displeasure. No one let me sit down, so for the 20 minute journey, I stood. With a bad foot. FML

#21346090
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20773) - you deserved it (2886)

On 01/29/2015 at 7:56am - work - by vampyrate3562 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. Turns out his dad is the asshole customer that I complain about all the time. He recognized me too and spent the entire dinner making passive-aggressive remarks about how bad of an employee I am. FML

#21345967
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23192) - you deserved it (2003)

On 01/29/2015 at 12:39am - work - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got out of the shower and walked into my living room to see my sis' and her boyfriend sitting very closely on our family's fairly large couch. I laughed and said, "Look at the happy couple." Then her now ex-boyfriend burst into tears. Turns out they'd just broken up. FML

#21345785
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22459) - you deserved it (3000)

On 01/28/2015 at 7:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML

#21345740
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18793) - you deserved it (2420)

On 01/28/2015 at 6:18pm - work - by amyhyett - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I went on my first date in over 4 years with a smoking hot guy. The big event was a trip to Target. I work at Target. He took me to my workplace for our date. And they say romance is dead. FML

Today, is the blizzard. I have to go into work, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't show up. I sent him a picture of the snow completely covering my car. He said I moved the snow there and could move it back. FML

#21345232
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22630) - you deserved it (1596)

On 01/27/2015 at 6:50pm - work - by bitchypast - United States (Maine)

Today, I was getting a haircut. During the haircut, the barber cut her hand. She hesitated for a minute then continued to run her hands through and cut my hair with her bloody fingers. FML



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