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  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 May 1981 (34 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 36159
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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baby4mommy's favorite FMLs

Today, my internet was so slow I couldn't even load an internet speed test to see how slow my internet was. FML

#21436232
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14734) - you deserved it (1376)

On 07/04/2015 at 5:30am - misc - by bbcgj - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, one of my friends asked me to flirt with her boyfriend to see if he would flirt back. Knowing this was a trust test, I agreed. She got pissed at me when he flirted back and still isn't speaking to me. FML

#21436223
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14786) - you deserved it (2607)

On 07/04/2015 at 4:55am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML

#21436170
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15299) - you deserved it (1732)

On 07/04/2015 at 2:25am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. All the magic vanished when I kept queefing every time he thrust into me. We made it about 10 seconds before he broke down into hysterical laughter and lost his boner. FML

#21436148
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16641) - you deserved it (2204)

On 07/04/2015 at 1:02am - intimacy - by alison (woman) - United States

Today, I had to lie to my coworkers about me and some guy beating the absolute shite out of each other in a bar fight, all to avoid admitting my black eye was from my 7 year old son punching me in the face the other day. FML

#21436121
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14983) - you deserved it (4416)

On 07/03/2015 at 11:41pm - health - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I took an online IQ test, even though I knew they give everyone unrealistically high scores. My score was 73. FML

#21436113
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15093) - you deserved it (3498)

On 07/03/2015 at 11:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I quit my job so I wouldn't have to work with this one complete fuck-wit anymore. I told him what I thought of him, and then walked away giving him the middle finger. Turns out, he is a regular customer at my new job. Everyone loves him and thinks he's awesome. FML

#21435181
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21821) - you deserved it (8171)

On 07/02/2015 at 12:49am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found a friend's gold ring in some grass after a intense 10-minute search in the dark. As well as thanks, I've now got a new nickname. You can now call me Gollum. FML

#21435249
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21169) - you deserved it (2725) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/02/2015 at 12:30am - misc - by Smeagogole - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, after replacing several components on my new used car, I realized that the reason it wasn't getting the gas mileage it was supposed to because my coworkers take turns siphoning my gas while I work. FML

#21435168
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23030) - you deserved it (1370)

On 07/02/2015 at 12:16am - work - by thatshelpful - United States (Iowa)

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "ha when losers send you flowers". FML

#21435086
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26001) - you deserved it (1892)

On 07/01/2015 at 10:04pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mother-in-law started chasing my kids around her house to make them smell her freshly-washed underwear. They were thongs. FML

#21435026
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20647) - you deserved it (1338)

On 07/01/2015 at 7:38pm - misc - by bleachingmykidsbrains - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my flight was at the other side of the airport. I ran to the gate, to find that the flight had moved to the other side of the airport. So I ran again to miss my plane by a minute. However I did get a new flight... at the other end of the airport. FML

#21434898
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21894) - you deserved it (1513)

On 07/01/2015 at 3:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, our family dog died. A couple of hours after the death, my mother-in-law slapped my crying five year old son over the head and told him to "Man up." She totally refuses to admit she did anything wrong. FML

Today, I spent nearly half an hour looking for my favourite pair of shoes. I ended up getting so pissed off that I accused my boyfriend of stealing them. He then pointed out that I was wearing them. FML

#21434871
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11449) - you deserved it (27740)

On 07/01/2015 at 1:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, we had a long meeting at work about how we are supposed to feel safe, and to come to the managers if we have any problems. I decided to speak up about a coworker that has been harassing me and several others. My manager laughed at me and walked away. FML



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