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  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 December 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 419
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML

#20937522
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50939) - you deserved it (3518)

On 10/29/2013 at 12:24am - love - by cmart_9 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents at a family dinner. There was plenty of alcohol on offer, as is normal at our get-togethers. She got blind drunk and ended up crying to my mum about how I can't please her because I have a small penis and my oral sucks. FML

#20933730
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On 10/25/2013 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by Dick the Greater (man) -

Today, my husband and I found out that our dog was pregnant. He now refuses to have kids with me for at least two years, because he wants to raise the puppies without any "distractions". FML

#20140254
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23799) - you deserved it (3505)

On 10/30/2012 at 2:45pm - animals - by Lilly - United States

Today, at work as an EMT, I was telling a panicked patient that I would be taking her vital signs. I inadvertently said that I would be taking her vital organs. FML

#20137874
55 comments

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On 10/28/2012 at 11:10pm - work - by Medic - United States (Washington)

Today, I thought it'd be cool and trendy to buy a Blackberry Storm. FML

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On 01/22/2009 at 9:38am - misc - by fecurtis - United States (Virginia)



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