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Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML
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On 09/13/2010 at 5:14am - love - by vikinggirl (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
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On 08/07/2010 at 7:01am - love - by Single (woman) - France (Bretagne)
Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML
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On 03/07/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by choldcreations - United States (South Carolina)
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
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On 02/24/2010 at 10:29am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML
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On 02/12/2010 at 1:11pm - love - by mike4444 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML
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On 02/12/2010 at 1:11pm - love - by mike4444 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I finally discovered the reason my front room smelt funny. My dog, thinking the Christmas tree was real, has been peeing on it for the past two weeks. FML
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On 12/31/2009 at 8:28am - animals - by brokenrainbow. (woman) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)
Today, I learned just how much change a toddler can stuff in to a Nintendo Wii. I also learned that those things are put together with special screws. FML
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On 12/24/2009 at 10:49am - kids - by Gameless Guy - United States
Today, both of my grandparents died in a car accident. My Mom and Dad thought it would make me feel better to know they were not my real grandparents, because I'm adopted. FML
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On 12/16/2009 at 2:28am - misc - by barri (man) - Costa Rica (San Jose)
Today, I finally released my first music album. I dropped out of college to pay for it after my friends who liked my music urged me to. They keep telling me how much they love the CD. I've only sold one copy. Turns out they put it on a sharing site so only one of them would have to buy it. FML
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On 12/01/2009 at 1:57am - misc - by Rob (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was walking on the boardwalk with my mom when an old man came up and asked me to marry him. He promised he would buy me a Mercedes if I did. The man was homeless and delusional. My mom told me I should take the offer because it would be the best offer I could get. FML
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On 11/23/2009 at 1:09pm - misc - by ellie (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, after a month of searching, I found a perfect apartment which I rented out for the next few months. The rent was inexpensive and the place was close to my job. Turns out, my 'perfect' new apartment overlooks a nudist community. FML
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On 09/30/2009 at 12:41pm - misc - by explodingpupppet (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I got a new computer because my old one crashed, deleting all music, photos, and documents. I still had all my music on my iPod though, and went to sync it to the new computer. By accident, my younger brother pulled the cord out before it was done, deleting all 3,000 songs forever. FML
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On 09/21/2009 at 4:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should to relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
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On 09/17/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by sara (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was driving past a farm that always has 4 chickens walking around outside. It always cheers me up to see them, but I couldn't find them. I wasn't watching the road so I didn't see when I ran over all 4 chickens. FML
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On 08/27/2009 at 4:53pm - animals - by chickenlover (man) - United States (Illinois)
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