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by choldcreations / 03/07/2010 at 9:12am / United States (South Carolina) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/24/2010 at 10:29am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by brokenrainbow. / 12/31/2009 at 8:28am / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Animals
by Gameless Guy / 12/24/2009 at 10:49am / United States / Kids
by barri / 12/16/2009 at 2:28am / Costa Rica (San Jose) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally released my first music album. I dropped out of college to pay for it after my friends who liked my music urged me to. They keep telling me how much they love the CD. I've only sold one copy. Turns out they put it on a sharing site so only one of them would have to buy it. FML
by Rob / 12/01/2009 at 1:57am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was walking on the boardwalk with my mom when an old man came up and asked me to marry him. He promised he would buy me a Mercedes if I did. The man was homeless and delusional. My mom told me I should take the offer because it would be the best offer I could get. FML
by ellie / 11/23/2009 at 1:09pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, after a month of searching, I found a perfect apartment which I rented out for the next few months. The rent was inexpensive and the place was close to my job. Turns out, my 'perfect' new apartment overlooks a nudist community. FML
by explodingpupppet / 09/30/2009 at 12:41pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got a new computer because my old one crashed, deleting all music, photos, and documents. I still had all my music on my iPod though, and went to sync it to the new computer. By accident, my younger brother pulled the cord out before it was done, deleting all 3,000 songs forever. FML
by Anonymous / 09/21/2009 at 4:22pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
by sara / 09/17/2009 at 5:17pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was driving past a farm that always has 4 chickens walking around outside. It always cheers me up to see them, but I couldn't find them. I wasn't watching the road so I didn't see when I ran over all 4 chickens. FML
by chickenlover / 08/27/2009 at 4:53pm / United States (Illinois) / Animals
Today, my sister and I were reading the new FML posts. I sat close to the fan, and after a few minutes, I leaned against it for support. It immediatly sucked up my hair and started violently twisting it. My sister continued to read and shouted at me because my cries for help are distracting. FML
by baldintheback / 08/15/2009 at 3:21pm / United States (Nevada) / Health
Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML
by JackOLantern / 07/13/2009 at 4:16pm / Satellite Provider / Love
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I got a text from my neighbor complaining about my girlfriend and me being too noisy in bed.… Today, we had my grandmother with dementia round for tea. She looked me up and down and said, very… Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in,…