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babatunde11

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 March 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 790
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. When I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML

#17874875
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38087) - you deserved it (6892)

On 09/30/2011 at 10:57pm - love - by lostlove (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I pretended to drunk text some friends. When in all reality I was sitting home all alone. I don't know what's worse: that I pretended that I was social and drunk, or that the friend I said I was with was actually with them. FML

#17708531
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9128) - you deserved it (46258)

On 09/10/2011 at 1:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

#17663371
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29841) - you deserved it (4012)

On 09/04/2011 at 6:10pm - misc - by ironic driver - United States (Texas)

Today, I arrived in Africa to start my new job. I agreed to come to a city with little to no electricity, and poor water for triple the money I was making in Canada. I just realized my boss and I negotiated in two completely different currencies, and I'm now making half of what I used to. FML

#17364992
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22775) - you deserved it (35546)

On 08/04/2011 at 7:45am - work - by Depressed (woman) - Sudan

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

#17032745
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10430) - you deserved it (75492) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML

#16809591
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26464) - you deserved it (5351)

On 06/23/2011 at 12:47am - misc - by Username - United States (Iowa)

Today, my daughter called for me to come into the bathroom. Turns out the tummy ache she'd been complaining of was actually parasites in her digestive tract. I could swear they were looking at me from the toilet. FML

#16432657
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35784) - you deserved it (4744)

On 05/31/2011 at 8:44am - health - by mrsekko - United States

Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML

#15914349
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41769) - you deserved it (6243)

On 04/25/2011 at 12:24am - misc - by neverdatingacopagain (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML

#15281187
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45406) - you deserved it (7707)

On 03/12/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML

#15209199
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57351) - you deserved it (3674)

On 03/05/2011 at 7:24pm - misc - by poked - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out about my parent's divorce over Facebook. FML

#14851025
54 comments

Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML

#13949497
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6792) - you deserved it (52694)

On 11/23/2010 at 1:23pm - misc - by horn-y (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, at Burger King, I had to go to the bathroom. Two ketchup packets were under the seat and exploded on my legs and pants when I sat down. FML

#13558964
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29261) - you deserved it (5543)

On 10/23/2010 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML

#13031931
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36925) - you deserved it (12100)

On 09/13/2010 at 5:14am - love - by vikinggirl (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML

#12368277
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34633) - you deserved it (6419)

On 08/07/2010 at 7:01am - love - by Single (woman) - France (Bretagne)



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