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Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. When I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML
by lostlove / 09/30/2011 at 10:57pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
Today, I pretended to drunk text some friends. When in all reality I was sitting home all alone. I don't know what's worse: that I pretended that I was social and drunk, or that the friend I said I was with was actually with them. FML
by Anonymous / 09/10/2011 at 1:05am / United States / Miscellaneous
by ironic driver / 09/04/2011 at 6:10pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I arrived in Africa to start my new job. I agreed to come to a city with little to no electricity, and poor water for triple the money I was making in Canada. I just realized my boss and I negotiated in two completely different currencies, and I'm now making half of what I used to. FML
by Depressed / 08/04/2011 at 7:45am / Sudan / Work
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
by Anonyme / 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm / Love
by Username / 06/23/2011 at 12:47am / United States (Iowa) / Transportation
Today, my daughter called for me to come into the bathroom. Turns out the tummy ache she'd been complaining of was actually parasites in her digestive tract. I could swear they were looking at me from the toilet. FML
by mrsekko / 05/31/2011 at 8:44am / United States / Health
by neverdatingacopagain / 04/25/2011 at 12:24am / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by Username / 03/12/2011 at 12:10am / United States / Intimacy
by poked / 03/05/2011 at 7:24pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by MissCommunicate / 02/05/2011 at 10:36am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML
by horn-y / 11/23/2010 at 1:23pm / United States (Arizona) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 10/23/2010 at 4:03am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML
by vikinggirl / 09/13/2010 at 5:14am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
by Single / 08/07/2010 at 7:01am / France (Bretagne) / Love
- Today, I found out my girlfriend has a beastiality fetish...After letting her dogsit for a week. FML Today, I just finished my first year in a Paralegal Studies degree program. I started reading about… Today, I lost out on my dream job because the other guy was unemployed and immediately available.…