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About baba01 : Live in St Thomas and LOVE it, msg me if ya wanna chat

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Today, I decided to put on some sexy lingerie and wait for my husband to come home to surprise him. He took one look at me and immediately accused me of cheating. He was convinced my explanation was a lie and that I'd rushed some guy out the back door when he came home. FML


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On 03/08/2015 at 6:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Barnet)

Today, my husband again lost his keys. It's a daily struggle to find them. This time they were in an ice cube, literally. He said he must have accidentally put them in there when making ice. He's going to be the father of my future children. FML


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On 02/21/2015 at 10:47pm - misc - by wife - United States (California)

Today, I've been one year sober. My health has improved a lot, unlike my social life, which has died a horrible, lonely death. FML


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On 10/28/2014 at 2:04pm - health - by not drunk (woman) - Brazil (Rio Grande do Sul)

Today, I got the best grade in class on my economics midterm. Rather than tell me I did a good job, my professor criticized me in front of everyone about how I was working "too hard". FML


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On 10/17/2014 at 1:56pm - work - by katsaysner - United States (Maine)

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