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baba01
  • Town/Country : St Thomas, USVI
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  • Number of visits : 252
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About baba01 : Live in St Thomas and LOVE it, msg me if ya wanna chat

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Today, my fiancée told me that she wants us to have an open marriage. She reasons that since she doesn't equate sex with love, there's no logical reason for me to be against her having sex with other people. FML

#20707852
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45301) - you deserved it (4111)

On 06/05/2013 at 4:40pm - love - by ApparentlyNotEno (man) - United States (West Virginia)

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Today, I got the bill for the flowers my husband arranged to be delivered to me while he's out of town next week. I also got the bill for the flowers he's sending to the floozy he'll be seeing next week while he's out of town. The gift tag for it was: "I can't wait to see you." FML

#20706851
104 comments

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On 06/05/2013 at 1:02am - love - by Justme (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on my sister masturbating with my curling iron. FML

#20667250
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On 05/16/2013 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by need € for new iron (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, my new landlord and lettings agent made an illegal entry into my house. Unfortunately, at the time my boyfriend was buck naked, smoking a joint on the sofa, surrounded by the cats we aren't supposed to have. FML

#20620173
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On 04/25/2013 at 2:28am - misc - by goingtobeevicted - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my fiancé dumped me because he claimed he needed to "focus on his career and his engagement." When I asked him how dumping me would help with his engagement, he immediately replied with, "No, I mean my other one." FML

#20569834
91 comments

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On 04/01/2013 at 10:50am - love - by t.hughes (woman) - United States

Today, I was denied a job because the guy interviewing me said that I was an illiterate blonde girl who used fake words like "plethora" and "viable". I told him I would leave, after he spelled the word "illiterate". He spelled it wrong and had me escorted from the premises. "Eeletterote" my ass. FML

#20569362
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On 04/01/2013 at 12:44am - work - by Nefi (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got dumped during sex. FML

#20563466
154 comments

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On 03/28/2013 at 6:02am - intimacy - by Bigfatfailure (man) - United States (California)

Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML

#20562846
162 comments

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On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, a German guy came into the place where I work. Eager to use the German that I'd learned from my immigrant mother and her family, I started a conversation. Things were going well until the term I grew up thinking meant "Africa" turned out to be racist, translating as "Ape Land." FML

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On 02/26/2013 at 11:50pm - misc - by Jan (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mom went to court to finalize her divorce. I would have felt sorry for her, had this not been her 7th husband. FML

#20476021
154 comments

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On 01/24/2013 at 2:19am - misc - by HereWeGoAgain (woman) - United States

Today, the girl of my dreams asked me if I wanted to go biking with her. "Just the two of us," she said. I had to turn her down because I'm 17 years old and never learned how to ride a bike. FML

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On 01/13/2013 at 1:25pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)



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