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Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (77582) - you deserved it (8604)

On 05/10/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by airport (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51696) - you deserved it (8626)

On 04/22/2009 at 6:40am - animals - by fencernick (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

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On 03/19/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by JohnMackSquirts (man) - United States (California)

Today, on campus, these really overly-happy people walking around with big signs saying "free hugs". When I walked towards them, their smiles faded, and they put their signs down. FML

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On 02/13/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by shit's weak - United States (Indiana)

Today, to amuse my girlfriend I put on her sexy nightshirt and go out on the balcony for a smoke, wriggling about in front of her window. She laughs until one of her neighbors shouts "HELLO!" from the upper floor, grinning at the show. FML

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On 01/03/2009 at 8:59pm - misc - by gabess - Sent from mobile version



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