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  • Town/Country : Cleveland, Usa
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 June 1985 (28 years)
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  • Number of comments : 29
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Today, at work, I walked in on a disoriented elderly woman eating nachos and cheese off the bathroom floor. She wasn't wearing any pants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30621) - you deserved it (2609)

On 03/17/2013 at 11:14pm - work - by Ihatemyjob (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out through his Facebook update and a text message that my fiancé demoted me to girlfriend status. I was sitting in the next room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28891) - you deserved it (2612)

On 03/17/2013 at 6:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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