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azularayne

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7589
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About azularayne : I like squirrels...and mexican food. 0_o

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Today , my alarm went off. I reacd to swat it , missd , slippd , smackd my face on my dresser , and fell on te floor. As I pickd myself up off te floor , I it my ead on te open top drawer of my oter dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness , I was attackd by two pieces of furniture. mega FML

#1250407
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On 04/23/2009 at 6:45am - misc - by DBR (man) - United States (New York)

Today... I told mah morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No... yur other chin." FML

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On 04/21/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today mah hamster gave brth!! The babie were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one!! Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it!! I am now know in mah family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." big fat FML

#1177912
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On 04/20/2009 at 11:11pm - animals - by whymommywhy (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Yesterday I Told Mah Mom That I Was Taking Antidepressants Cuz I Hate Myself . She Said "That's Not Surprising . You Hate Everybody . And, Your Kind Of A Bitch." FML

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On 04/20/2009 at 2:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today mah mother called me downstairs to give mehat I assumed was going to be "The Talk" (About four years too late). So she sits me down holds mah hands an with the gentlest most motherly expression on her face tells me "Honey if u ever come home pregnant I'll kill u an the baby." FML

Today I found out that the grl I've been in love with fir a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feeling to her through a note in her locker!! It was mah note!! FML

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On 04/19/2009 at 3:21pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was responsible for taking care of Hoppers, the rabbit belonging to mah sons 3rd grade class . Tomorrow mah son returns Hoppers so the next student can care for him . That won't be happening because Hoppers hoppd out mah 5th story window . FML

#1091481
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On 04/18/2009 at 5:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today , I Was Driving Home From School,hen I Saw This Girl I Like Walking Home!! Trying To Be Polite , I Pulled Over And Asked If She Wanted A Ride!! After My Offer , I Was Rejected As She Said "No , I'm Actually Already Home," And Walked Up The Nearest Driveway..!! MY Driveway!! FML

#1035901
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On 04/16/2009 at 9:16pm - love - by Kelavmeister (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML

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On 04/16/2009 at 8:19pm - misc - by tvaladie (man) - United States (Tennessee)

2DAY I WAS WALKING BACK TO MAH HOME IN THE CITY IN THE DARK. I'M PARANOID, SO WHEN I SAW MOVEMENT BEHIND ME I CLUTCHD MAH MACE. THE FASTER I WALKD, THE CLOSER THE PERSON SEEMD TO BE. I SPUN AROUND AND SPRAYD MAH ATTACKER WITH MACE. IT WAS MAH SHADOW AND THE WIND BLEW THE MACE BACK INTO EYES. FML

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On 04/16/2009 at 5:27pm - misc - by Eyesore - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was eating some left over Easter peanut MandMs at work, when I exclaimd "oh cool, they have E's on them for Easter" . It took me a couple of minutes, but I eventually realizd that I was looking at a regular MandM sideways . Definitely looool explains my coworkers uncontrollable laughter . FML

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On 04/16/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by StewPit (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY , I HAD DINNER WITH THE GIRL I THOUGHT I WOULD END UP MARRYING. EVERYTHING WAS GOING WELL AND AFTER I HAD PAID THE BILL , SHE SAID SHE WAS A LESBIAN. JUST WHEN I THOUGHT IT COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE , SHE CHALLENGED ME TO SEE WHO COULD HOOK UP WITH A STRAIGHT GIRL FIRST. I LOST. FML

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On 04/15/2009 at 8:13pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, my boyfriend of 17 months, the first guy to tell me he loves me, the guy I lost my virginity to, the only guy whose parents I've met, told me we should stop 'hooking up' because it's weird that I was telling everyone we were a couple and it was ruining his chances of finding a girlfriend. FML



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