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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7825
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About azularayne : I like squirrels...and mexican food. 0_o

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Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

#321
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44653) - you deserved it (8282)

On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version

Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

#288
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43728) - you deserved it (9434)

On 11/12/2008 at 9:39am - intimacy - by AirOne - United States (New York)

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

#39
63 comments

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

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