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Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6678) - you deserved it (28489)

On 09/09/2010 at 4:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got an email from the company that manages my cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society. Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature. FML

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On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

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On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)



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