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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 September 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 694
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I tried to wash my cat in the shower, conveniently naked myself. He disapproved, scratching my man-parts and nicking a vein. I just got back from the hospital with a blood infection, swollen nuts, and an hole in my butt where I had to get a shot of antibiotics. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14895) - you deserved it (64588)

On 09/03/2009 at 3:55pm - health - by keeperstride (man) - United States (California)

Today, it was my birthday. My parents came into my room at 12:01 to surprise me. Do you know what fifteen year olds do at midnight? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43886) - you deserved it (22528)

On 08/22/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by urmommmm (man) - United States (New York)



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