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aznboytellem
  • Town/Country : Kami's Lookout, Japan
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 September 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 540
  • Number of comments : 32
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Today, I tried to wash my cat in the shower, conveniently naked myself. He disapproved, scratching my man-parts and nicking a vein. I just got back from the hospital with a blood infection, swollen nuts, and an hole in my butt where I had to get a shot of antibiotics. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11964) - you deserved it (50383)

On 09/03/2009 at 3:55pm - health - by keeperstride (man) - United States (California)

Today, it was my birthday. My parents came into my room at 12:01 to surprise me. Do you know what fifteen year olds do at midnight? FML

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