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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 March 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1088
  • Number of comments : 12
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Today, my grandmother sat me down and gave me a talk about the importance of personal hygiene. According to her, it's important that I shower twice a day, because "Fat people tend to have a most curious smell about them." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26456) - you deserved it (10749)

On 08/19/2011 at 8:22pm - health - by Username - United States

Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML

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On 08/12/2011 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)



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