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About azaguy : Love Terry Pratchett, hate reality tv, legalise dagga (cannabis), Originals beats Vampire Diaries hands down, quality not quantity. I love, Natalie Alice Sharp...you have re-awakened my passion for everything!
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Today, my husband felt dishonoured: his darling little girl, the love of his life, whom he's always considered pure, turns out to be pregnant. He's now warned her: she's grounded and that whoever did this to her had better not come hanging round the house. Pussy, two years old, is now housebound until her kittens are born. FML
Friday 31 July 2015