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About azaguy : Love Terry Pratchett, hate reality tv, legalise dagga (cannabis), Originals beats Vampire Diaries hands down, quality not quantity. I love, Natalie Alice Sharp...you have re-awakened my passion for everything!
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Today, my husband felt dishonoured: his darling little girl, the love of his life, whom he's always considered pure, turns out to be pregnant. He's now warned her: she's grounded and that whoever did this to her had better not come hanging round the house. Pussy, two years old, is now housebound until her kittens are born. FML
Tuesday 3 March 2015