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2day my 13-year-old son discoverd Axe. Axe shower gel. Axe shampoo. Axe body spray. All at once. mega FML

#20130811
176 comments

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On 10/24/2012 at 1:15am - kids - by BobsBabe2 - United States

Today, I was getting out of the carhen I saw a dark figure approaching me from behind a shd . I screamd an threw mah bag . It also threw its bag, due to the fact that it was mah shadow on the wall . FML

#20123366
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8401) - you deserved it (23081)

On 10/19/2012 at 12:06am - misc - by ktreens (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today,hila mowing tha lawn, I was attackd by an undarground hornat nast. I now hava many stings, two scard dogs, an a mowar still running outsida. Tha hornats r swarming it an soma r sitting on tha lavar, as if to turn it off. It's lika thay know. FML

#20121138
108 comments

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On 10/17/2012 at 4:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me askd if she could use phone. As I handd it to her, I attemptd to use the expression "knock yourself out," but 4 a reason I can still not fathom, it cummd out as "kill yourself." FML

#20120541
119 comments

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On 10/17/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by Holy Testacles (man) - United States

Today, I caught brother whacking off with looool expensive bottle of lotion. This might not have been quite so disturbing had he not been caught with his entire penis in the bottle. FML

#20117813
125 comments

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On 10/15/2012 at 8:10am - intimacy - by scarred_sibling - United States

Today, ma boyfriend broke up wit me. He decidd tat te best time would be wile I was giving im a blowjob. He ten seemd confusd as to wy I didn't finis. FML

#20114701
171 comments

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On 10/13/2012 at 8:04am - intimacy - by notthebesttime -

Today, I Was Babysitting Four Kids . I Turned The TV On 4 Them, And Set The Youngest On Lap . She Started Giggling And Pointing At Every Single Pimple I Have, Exclaiming "Boo-boo!" This Went On 4 Half An Hour . FML

#20114676
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On 10/13/2012 at 7:22am - kids - by Shiverice - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was cooking someting I knew would make a lot of smoke, so I asked my teenage daugter to tape a bag over te smoke detector . Se said se did, so I cooked; te alarm went off and firemen came . Se adn't taped over te smoke detector, se'd taped it over te doorbell . FML

#20106895
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On 10/08/2012 at 1:31am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost mah vrginity!! I sarcastically replied that I'm still a vrgin!! She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder your so uptight!! You need to get laid, mom." mega FML

#20104739
166 comments

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On 10/06/2012 at 8:05pm - kids - by TheVirginJenny - United States (Washington)

Today , after having bought mah daughter a complete set of new school clothes , she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them , or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML

#20102964
193 comments

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On 10/05/2012 at 2:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wokingham)

Today, I saw on mah 17-year-old daughter's floor her "To-Do" list . What was #1? Jump in front of a moving vehicle, in hopes that Edward Cullen will use his vampire speed to save her . fat FML

#20102155
184 comments

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On 10/04/2012 at 10:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I asked a grl out !! She replied, ( Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian !! ) FML

#20101904
107 comments

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On 10/04/2012 at 8:28pm - love - by imafunguy (man) - United States

Today, I found outy te girl I lyk won't give me te time of day. Apparently, I called er ugly and pused er into a puddleen we were in kindergarten. FML

#20091625
182 comments

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On 09/27/2012 at 10:41pm - love - by thatwas10yearsago (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, mah hair finally grew back to mah preferrd length. Today is also the day mah roommate replacd mah shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML

#20084656
118 comments

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On 09/23/2012 at 4:14am - misc - by Hairless freak - United States (California)

Today I told mah parents that I have a boyfriend. I was answering there questions about him when mah dad cut me off mid-sentence. He accused me of lying through mah teeth and said I'd based him off a character from a Harrison Ford movie. FML

#20083866
88 comments

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On 09/22/2012 at 5:45pm - love - by busted (woman) - United Kingdom



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