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aylin495
  • Town/Country : tx
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 March 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 369
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About aylin495 : ahh im like hearing other ppls miserys as my friend sais as
u see in my pic im obsessed with Paramore
ppl think its sometimes scare:P
ya i like FML
Cause my life sucks so much i have no miserys:/

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Today, I have to pack for tomorrow's family vacation. For one week I get to be stuck in a one bedroom cabin with my alcoholic father, bipolar mother, and two much younger siblings who have a passion for screaming. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33836) - you deserved it (2591)

On 07/05/2010 at 7:22pm - kids - by toriforever - United States (Texas)

Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

#2722142 (288)

I agree, your life sucks (70747) - you deserved it (14823)

On 06/08/2009 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by OhGeez (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

#553935 (204)

I agree, your life sucks (69996) - you deserved it (23446)

On 03/23/2009 at 3:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

#226342 (993)

I agree, your life sucks (293316) - you deserved it (57625)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my mom bought me a t-shirt from the store. It has the U.S. Marines logo on it and says "Marines' Girlfriend". I'm a straight 16 year old boy and my mom only reads and speaks Spanish. FML

#168522 (117)

I agree, your life sucks (46414) - you deserved it (3223)

On 03/01/2009 at 3:49am - misc - by Elis (man) - United States (Oregon)



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