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by Anonymous / 10/17/2010 at 1:55am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/13/2010 at 11:28am / United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire) / Money
Today, I saw a small child take a really bad fall off his scooter, so I got rid of my cigarette and ran to help him. I asked him if he was alright, or if I could walk him to his house. He replied "I'm okay, but your dress is on fire." It was. FML
by Laura / 09/21/2010 at 8:31pm / United States / Kids
by ccblock / 09/16/2010 at 9:30pm / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, at school, everybody wanted to be my partner for a project. This surprised me because nobody ever wants to be with me. Turns out when I was absent, my teacher promised that whoever was my partner would get extra points on the project. FML
by anonymous / 09/10/2010 at 2:09pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by human torch / 03/18/2010 at 11:22am / United States / Health
Today, I saw my boyfriend for the first time in a while. When he came over we realized that we had not only gotten the same haircut, but we were also wearing the same sweater. We are a matching old couple at 17. FML
by oldandmarriedapparently / 03/02/2010 at 12:15am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML
by sacrophage / 02/27/2010 at 11:30pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by anonymous / 02/22/2010 at 1:11pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said 'Nice chair.' She replied 'Nice bruise' and punched me in the nuts. FML
by Anonymous / 01/14/2010 at 4:56pm / United States (New York) / Health
by Lost / 01/14/2010 at 10:57am / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mother, seconds upon meeting me, gave me a hug, smiled at me, and said: "It's so nice to finally meet you! All I ever hear is 'Emma this', and 'Emma that', 'I love Emma!'. He never stops talking about you!" My name's not Emma. FML
by Anonymous / 01/12/2010 at 8:39pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I got home from a family trip to Disney World. I had taken nearly 300 photos of our trip on my new digital camera. As our car pulled into the driveway, I was using my camera to try to delete one unflattering shot of me. I accidentally deleted every picture off the memory card. FML
by PictureLess / 01/10/2010 at 12:14pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/05/2010 at 7:49am / India (Madhya Pradesh) / Miscellaneous