Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 March 1991 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2284
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About aylianadiana32 : Aloha peoples of the internet!

aylianadiana32's page activity

Visits<b>devil_laugh</b> - the 01/03/2013 at 7:21pm<b>bryan788</b> - the 10/17/2012 at 9:33pm<b>pdeportist</b> - the 10/02/2012 at 4:47am<b>ZakR</b> - the 09/04/2012 at 2:10pm<b>trqskq</b> - the 08/28/2012 at 5:33am<b>bernielove89</b> - the 01/11/2012 at 6:14pm<b>nic7973</b> - the 12/29/2011 at 4:33pm<b>22jrdn55</b> - the 12/26/2011 at 8:13am

aylianadiana32's FML badges

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by our moderating team.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

See all of aylianadiana32's badges

aylianadiana32's favorite FMLs

Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML

by preggo / 07/31/2011 at 9:16pm / United States (Nebraska) / Health

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

by ewww / 07/30/2011 at 10:07am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML

by jgdgjyfg / 07/25/2011 at 3:21am / United Kingdom (Rotherham) / Health

Today, I came home to my mom dancing the hustle naked. With a group of 4 friends. FML

by SCREWED / 07/15/2011 at 2:25am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, my extremely paranoid boyfriend called me a whore and threatened to break up with me, all because he had a dream in which I had sex with my ex. I'm still a virgin. FML

by wronged / 07/08/2011 at 4:41am / Singapore / Intimacy

Today, I jokingly told my girlfriend that sperm kills acne, she laughed and said "so that's how you got rid of yours so fast" then continued to text all her friends and tell them. FML

by fmylife7721 / 07/03/2011 at 1:51am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy

Today, I asked my daughter what time it was. She stared at the clock for several seconds before muttering, "I don't know". She's 14 years old and on the honour roll, and yet she can't tell the time on an analogue clock. FML

by sadmother / 07/01/2011 at 7:12pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids

Today, I sent my romantic interest a sexy text about a dream I had about a "sex gameshow." I sent it by replying to the last text sent. I'm now responsible for traumatizing my 12 year old niece who could only reply, "Like Jeopardy?" FML

by PandaMantis / 06/25/2011 at 12:32am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML

by Username / 05/29/2011 at 12:41am / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML

by moe / 05/27/2011 at 1:26am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

by phoenix101 / 05/16/2011 at 1:40am / Intimacy

Today, on my Facebook, the stripper my ex husband cheated on me with showed up in the "People You May Know" box. FML

by Anonymous / 05/14/2011 at 9:48am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

by Username / 04/21/2011 at 9:55am / Love

Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML

by alissa_roar / 04/18/2011 at 1:54pm / United States / Love

Today, I subbed for a first grade class. They were releasing butterflies. Butterflies scare me shitless. A bunch of 7 year-olds watched as I screamed hysterically when one landed on me. FML

by mottephobe / 04/06/2011 at 2:22am / United States (Utah) / Animals