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by JeffeeBojangles / 02/28/2012 at 7:46am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by facepalm / 02/27/2012 at 6:06am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I realized how bad my feelings of inadequacy compared to other women and jealousy are when I started thumbing down songs on Pandora simply because the cover art had a better looking woman than me on it. FML
by Larentiah / 02/26/2012 at 5:18pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/26/2012 at 4:27pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, while waiting for my grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into my car. When I cleared my throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML
by eldar90 / 02/25/2012 at 4:38pm / Israel / Miscellaneous
by Skullie / 02/19/2012 at 12:40am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by JukeboxValkyrie / 02/16/2012 at 2:52am / United States (Florida) / Animals
Today, I walked out onto the driveway to find my mom standing on the wet pavement, screaming at the worms that had come out after the rain, saying that they were "on private property" and that they were "trespassing." All of our neighbors had come out of their houses to watch. FML
by jess / 02/15/2012 at 12:47pm / United States (Montana) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/15/2012 at 12:18am / United States / Love
by fuck teh poleese / 02/12/2012 at 4:50pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML
by Anon / 02/11/2012 at 10:01pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
by bluesox4 / 02/06/2012 at 12:50am / United States (Utah) / Love
by KDM / 02/05/2012 at 2:39pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by DarkDolly / 02/04/2012 at 11:39am / France / Transportation
- Today, as my boyfriend went to go down on me, he felt it necessary to stop at my stomach and clean… Today, it started pouring while I was in the middle of a pizza delivery. I had to stand out in the… Today, an hour after having been turned down for sex, I walked in on my wife fingering herself to a…