About ayazdgrade : About to start Ms in Theoretical Physics at the Glasgow University. So yeah, I am boring and i know it ;)
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Today, I helped my buddy write a sweet love letter to his girlfriend. After reading it, she dumped him for being an "Edward Cullen wannabe", and when my girlfriend found out, she dumped me for "cheating" on her by writing the letter in the first place. FML
by ........................... / 07/25/2013 at 12:17pm / Mexico (Distrito Federal) / Love
by GiantsFan13 / 07/23/2013 at 10:49am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by Carebeareatu / 07/21/2013 at 9:26am / United States / Love
Today, I was using the urinal when another guy came in. His friends decided to scare him while he was using the urinal next to mine. They jumped out at him, he turned around and ended up peeing all over me. FML
by the unfortunate man / 07/19/2013 at 12:29am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by Santa / 12/12/2011 at 4:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, I took some new allergy medicine I had never tried before, and I didn't bother reading the side effects. I then went to school. It was almost an hour before dismissal when I had felt a warm feeling on my legs. One of the side effects to my new medicine was bladder control problems. FML
by darthinvader / 07/15/2010 at 8:17pm / United States (Florida) / Health
by Anonymous / 12/11/2009 at 1:11pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I went bowling. The guy at the lane next to us was bowling by himself and had a few of his own bowling balls, and he had one that looked like a yin-yang and it looked very cool spinning down the lane into the pins. Not really thinking, I casually said to him "Hey, I like your balls." FML
by nothing / 05/18/2009 at 1:12am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML
by Flicker / 05/14/2009 at 3:23am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML
by rackman007 / 05/13/2009 at 7:26pm / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous
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