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Today, the girl I have been dating for the past five years asked me to move to California with her to get married. Naturally, I was thrilled and said, "Of course, when do you want to leave?". She just stared at me blankly and said, "Shit, I was kidding." FML

Today, my girlfriend and I were up late watching tv when an infomercial for "male enhancement" came on. I grabbed for my phone to make a call when my girlfriend said "O honey, dont buy that, it's okay that you're small." I was checking my voicemails. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50631) - you deserved it (6099)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:15pm - misc - by allyshah - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend and I were up late watching tv when an infomercial for "male enhancement" came on. I grabbed for my phone to make a call when my girlfriend said "O honey, dont buy that, it's okay that you're small." I was checking my voicemails. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50631) - you deserved it (6099)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:15pm - misc - by allyshah - United States (District of Columbia)



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