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Today, the girl I have been dating for the past five years asked me to move to California with her to get married. Naturally, I was thrilled and said, "Of course, when do you want to leave?". She just stared at me blankly and said, "Shit, I was kidding." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37292) - you deserved it (4002)

On 08/21/2009 at 2:48am - intimacy - by axsmith01 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (203363) - you deserved it (59382)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend and I were up late watching tv when an infomercial for "male enhancement" came on. I grabbed for my phone to make a call when my girlfriend said "O honey, dont buy that, it's okay that you're small." I was checking my voicemails. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40575) - you deserved it (4955)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:15pm - misc - by allyshah - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend and I were up late watching tv when an infomercial for "male enhancement" came on. I grabbed for my phone to make a call when my girlfriend said "O honey, dont buy that, it's okay that you're small." I was checking my voicemails. FML

#89031
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I agree, your life sucks (40575) - you deserved it (4955)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:15pm - misc - by allyshah - United States (District of Columbia)



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