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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 May 1988 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 21931
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About awkwardass : i'm awkward.

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Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed to stay the night before. Now I have a 4-month old mattress that needs replacing, and a 23-year-old bedwetter for a girlfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39825) - you deserved it (5647)

On 07/05/2009 at 6:07am - misc - by wetboy (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67986) - you deserved it (16087)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:32pm - intimacy - by Menareidiots (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18783) - you deserved it (1616)

On 01/26/2009 at 6:44pm - misc - by glittercat - United States (Missouri)



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