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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 November 1982 (31 years)
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About awkward_gothlady : Creative. Eccentric. Shy. Fun. Cat person. Crazy.

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Today, I found out that the "vines" I was cutting down this morning were actually poison oak. I can only see out of one eye, and I'm virtually unrecognizable due to the facial swelling. FML

#20052545
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15143) - you deserved it (2457)

On 09/01/2012 at 1:37pm - health - by merissa22 - United States (Illinois)

Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML

#20051466
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24317) - you deserved it (1985)

On 08/31/2012 at 8:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to try to serenade me by throwing rocks at my window and singing a song about how much he loves me. This would have been extremely sweet if he would have gotten my window instead of my dad's. FML

#20050638
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19876) - you deserved it (1886)

On 08/31/2012 at 6:16am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML

#20050170
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22648) - you deserved it (1426)

On 08/30/2012 at 10:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML

#20050170
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22648) - you deserved it (1426)

On 08/30/2012 at 10:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had a planned 12-hour power cut for maintenance work, which I'd forgot all about. In need of a shower before work, I spent 45 minutes boiling pots of water on the stove to take a lukewarm, 6-inch deep bath, before realizing my water heater runs on natural gas and was working fine. FML

#20048975
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6671) - you deserved it (23058)

On 08/30/2012 at 2:05am - misc - by Powerless (man) - Australia

Today, my car was towed for the second time in front of my own house. They tried to tell me it was because they didn't think I lived there anymore. The person who had it towed had just spoken to me not three hours before. FML

#20047754
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19510) - you deserved it (1174)

On 08/29/2012 at 11:01am - money - by drixxy - United States (California)

Today, I had a piano exam. My friend noticed how nervous I was, and recommended that I compliment the examiner for higher marks. When it was time for the exam, without thinking, I told him I liked his hair. Turns out bald people don't like that. FML

#20046479
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5387) - you deserved it (19640)

On 08/28/2012 at 4:38pm - misc - by p (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learned that several thousand people in my state got tickets this month for driving and talking on the phone. My mom called to tell me this while I was driving. I'm now part of that statistic. Thanks, mom. FML

#20046150
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7762) - you deserved it (27913)

On 08/28/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by ticketed - United States (New York)

Today, I finished my shopping at Costco, and realized I had forgotten where I had parked. After scouring the parking lot for 20 minutes, I called the police and filed a report for a stolen vehicle. I then remembered I had bought a new car yesterday and parked it right next to the entrance. FML

#20044345
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6262) - you deserved it (29318)

On 08/27/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by dgilbs - United States (Michigan)

Today, I started my new job at a fragrance store. While training, the manager had me smell all of the scents to become familiar with the products. Before my shift was over, I'd had three asthma attacks. FML

#20044273
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18482) - you deserved it (4710)

On 08/27/2012 at 9:33am - work - by Joe - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I started my new job at a fragrance store. While training, the manager had me smell all of the scents to become familiar with the products. Before my shift was over, I'd had three asthma attacks. FML

#20044273
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18482) - you deserved it (4710)

On 08/27/2012 at 9:33am - work - by Joe - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I started my new job at a fragrance store. While training, the manager had me smell all of the scents to become familiar with the products. Before my shift was over, I'd had three asthma attacks. FML

#20044273
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18482) - you deserved it (4710)

On 08/27/2012 at 9:33am - work - by Joe - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I got a flat tire. The spare was also flat, so I had no other choice but to walk home. I got to my house and realized I'd left the front door key and garage clicker in my car 5 miles away. FML

#20044019
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16803) - you deserved it (8218)

On 08/27/2012 at 3:29am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, the office I work at put up a "No Masturbating at Desks" sign. I'm disappointed by this, not because I usually whack off at my desk, but because enough people do that there needs to be a sign against it. FML

#20043181
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26853) - you deserved it (3631)

On 08/26/2012 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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