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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 November 1982 (32 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About awkward_gothlady : Creative. Eccentric. Shy. Fun. Cat person. Crazy.

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Today, my dog, who has been specially trained to go for help when I'm having a seizure, went to alert my parents downstairs that I was having an emergency. The "emergency" was me masturbating. FML

#20052579
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33778) - you deserved it (10490)

On 09/01/2012 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by thewhompingwillow (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that the "vines" I was cutting down this morning were actually poison oak. I can only see out of one eye, and I'm virtually unrecognizable due to the facial swelling. FML

#20052545
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19669) - you deserved it (3530)

On 09/01/2012 at 1:37pm - health - by merissa22 - United States (Illinois)

Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML

#20051466
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26187) - you deserved it (2131)

On 08/31/2012 at 8:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to try to serenade me by throwing rocks at my window and singing a song about how much he loves me. This would have been extremely sweet if he would have gotten my window instead of my dad's. FML

#20050638
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21416) - you deserved it (2015)

On 08/31/2012 at 6:16am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML

#20050170
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23189) - you deserved it (1456)

On 08/30/2012 at 10:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML

#20050170
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23189) - you deserved it (1456)

On 08/30/2012 at 10:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had a planned 12-hour power cut for maintenance work, which I'd forgot all about. In need of a shower before work, I spent 45 minutes boiling pots of water on the stove to take a lukewarm, 6-inch deep bath, before realizing my water heater runs on natural gas and was working fine. FML

#20048975
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7540) - you deserved it (25443)

On 08/30/2012 at 2:05am - misc - by Powerless (man) - Australia

Today, my car was towed for the second time in front of my own house. They tried to tell me it was because they didn't think I lived there anymore. The person who had it towed had just spoken to me not three hours before. FML

#20047754
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21753) - you deserved it (1338)

On 08/29/2012 at 11:01am - money - by drixxy - United States (California)

Today, I had a piano exam. My friend noticed how nervous I was, and recommended that I compliment the examiner for higher marks. When it was time for the exam, without thinking, I told him I liked his hair. Turns out bald people don't like that. FML

#20046479
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6491) - you deserved it (22680)

On 08/28/2012 at 4:38pm - misc - by p (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learned that several thousand people in my state got tickets this month for driving and talking on the phone. My mom called to tell me this while I was driving. I'm now part of that statistic. Thanks, mom. FML

#20046150
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9357) - you deserved it (31835)

On 08/28/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by ticketed - United States (New York)

Today, I finished my shopping at Costco, and realized I had forgotten where I had parked. After scouring the parking lot for 20 minutes, I called the police and filed a report for a stolen vehicle. I then remembered I had bought a new car yesterday and parked it right next to the entrance. FML

#20044345
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7227) - you deserved it (32553)

On 08/27/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by dgilbs - United States (Michigan)

Today, I started my new job at a fragrance store. While training, the manager had me smell all of the scents to become familiar with the products. Before my shift was over, I'd had three asthma attacks. FML

#20044273
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20278) - you deserved it (4973)

On 08/27/2012 at 9:33am - work - by Joe - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I started my new job at a fragrance store. While training, the manager had me smell all of the scents to become familiar with the products. Before my shift was over, I'd had three asthma attacks. FML

#20044273
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20278) - you deserved it (4973)

On 08/27/2012 at 9:33am - work - by Joe - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I started my new job at a fragrance store. While training, the manager had me smell all of the scents to become familiar with the products. Before my shift was over, I'd had three asthma attacks. FML

#20044273
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20278) - you deserved it (4973)

On 08/27/2012 at 9:33am - work - by Joe - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I got a flat tire. The spare was also flat, so I had no other choice but to walk home. I got to my house and realized I'd left the front door key and garage clicker in my car 5 miles away. FML

#20044019
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19209) - you deserved it (8904)

On 08/27/2012 at 3:29am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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