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About awitchwithawand : Hi Person! I see you've made it to my profile, it was either an accident or you're being a stalker:D
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Today, I was driving down a dark country road with the windows down. Suddenly, a giant barn owl flew through my side-window and smacked into my head, causing me to drive into a ditch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26837) - you deserved it (2571)

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