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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 April 1993 (21 years)
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About awesomeness1723 : I like watching crime shows i.e. csi, bones, ncis, etc. Horror movies are my thing. My girlfriend is completely amazing :). Texting comes natural to me lol. Wanna know more, just ask

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Today, I got a text from an unknown number saying, "You shouldn't be eating that." I was eating a piece of chocolate, cheating on my diet. FML

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On 01/27/2013 at 12:38am - misc - by LucidNightmare - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was upset because my brother, who I'm very close to, didn't call me for my birthday yesterday. I told my mom about it, and we both immediately went silent on the phone, as we both realized she forgot to call me yesterday as well. FML

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On 01/23/2013 at 2:33pm - misc - by birthday_loser (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML

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On 08/31/2010 at 3:54am - misc - by missyoudad. (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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