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  • Town/Country : Florida, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 April 1993 (21 years)
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About awesomemegan : Yoo, I'm Megan. I'm awesome. Yeahhh

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Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 mins. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20420) - you deserved it (40207)

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