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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 September 1989 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 168
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I sat on my balls while at a restaurant. As I was wincing in pain and readjusting myself, my girlfriend came and sat on my lap. She landed directly on my nuts. After a minute or two, I stood up, only to rack myself once again on the corner of the table. FML

Today, I'm at home, sick with walking pneumonia and a raging UTI. Every time I cough, I piss myself. I'm now having to lie on a bath towel and garbage bags until the meds kick in. FML


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On 11/03/2012 at 1:34am - health - by jdch_99 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I discovered that my 12-year-old son has secretly been printing out and selling copies of the suggestive photos from my camera that I'd taken for my husband. He's been selling them to kids at school for a dollar each. FML


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On 10/05/2012 at 7:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, as I was riding my bike, my foot slipped and I did a slow speed-tumble over the top, ripping my balls wide open. Number of stitches: too many to count. Size of balls: softball. Color: blue. FML


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On 08/18/2012 at 1:15am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a male co-worker asked me in what shape I shave my pubic hair. Jokingly, I replied that I have a very nicely trimmed dodecahedron. Now he's telling everyone at work that I have a venereal disease. FML


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On 07/18/2012 at 10:41am - work - by butterball (woman) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML


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On 06/30/2012 at 8:48am - health - by Jobby (woman) -

Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML


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On 05/14/2012 at 6:23pm - misc - by lafinesse (woman) -

Today, I was at the Wild Animal Park. There were bees everywhere. One brave bee, thinking he was Mr. Macho, flew right down my tank top in between my boobs. I freaked the hell out and ended up screaming and pulling down my shirt to get the bee out. I flashed about 10 kids and their families. FML

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