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awagh666
  • Town/Country : NYC, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 630
  • Number of comments : 198
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my girlfriend stuck her finger up my butt while giving me a hand-job, promising it would feel really good. It just felt awkward and made me need to poop. FML

#19703392
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26569) - you deserved it (6408)

On 05/30/2012 at 5:46am - intimacy - by Brax (man) - United States

Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML

#19689652
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24851) - you deserved it (3941)

On 05/27/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by namenlos (man) - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

#19289453
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15090) - you deserved it (8038)

On 03/16/2012 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, while zooming down the interstate, I had to tell my husband to put his penis away. FML

#17400006
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19711) - you deserved it (4477)

On 08/07/2011 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Wife - United States

Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21549) - you deserved it (34979)

On 06/15/2009 at 7:18pm - intimacy - by kitkat545 (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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