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avamorrison
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 August 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 40
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I figured out how serious my weight problem really is when my boyfriend had to lift a fat roll before he could enter me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12127) - you deserved it (51109)

On 09/11/2012 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by gemma - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I went to a theme park. The first ride I went on broke down just as my cart reached the highest point. I had a nice view of my loving family laughing at me while management failed to fix the rollercoaster. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18460) - you deserved it (1482)

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