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Today, I figured out how serious my weight problem really is when my boyfriend had to lift a fat roll before he could enter me. FML


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On 09/11/2012 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by gemma - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I went to a theme park. The first ride I went on broke down just as my cart reached the highest point. I had a nice view of my loving family laughing at me while management failed to fix the rollercoaster. FML


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