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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 July 1982 (33 years)
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About avalon24 : I like science and medicine. I work in medicine, thinking of becoming a nurse. I live with a pro musician.

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Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. 20 minutes later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place for a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing for my life. FML


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