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avalon24

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 July 1982 (33 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3712
  • Number of comments : 71
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About avalon24 : I like science and medicine. I work in medicine, thinking of becoming a nurse. I live with a pro musician.

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Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. 20 minutes later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place for a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing for my life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53682) - you deserved it (4068)

On 06/05/2013 at 6:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)



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