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auzz1_pride

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 February 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 841
  • Number of comments : 355
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About auzz1_pride : I come on here when I'm bored or trying to get to sleep.
I use phone app so don't bother pming me.



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Today, my 27 year old boyfriend chose playing with Lego over making sweet love to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23473) - you deserved it (10386)

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