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autri94
  • Town/Country : Dallas, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 May 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 613
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, while working as a cashier, I was ringing up an elderly woman's massaging shower head, when she said, "If I had a man like you, I wouldn't need this." She then gave me her number. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37584) - you deserved it (2188)

On 07/05/2009 at 8:11am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out just how thin the walls at my new student flat are. They are so thin in fact, that I can hear the creepy guy next door say my full name over and over again very slowly whilst masturbating rigorously. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (91585) - you deserved it (3254)

On 06/09/2009 at 9:36am - intimacy - by SleepyKirsty (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)



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