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Today, I saw this cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty and asked for her number. She replied "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML

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On 07/28/2009 at 6:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)



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