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ausa109
  • Town/Country : Chaska, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 January 1995 (19 years)
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About ausa109 : i looooove music finding new bands is what i love to do! and yet i'm unbelievably lonely :(
i'm 5'8 and still growing XD

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Today, I sat next to an attractive punk/rock guy on a plane. I decided to try to impress by playing music I thought he would like. I clicked The Who and opened a large window with the album cover, so he could see. The track then shuffled, and he was face to with a giant image of Miley Cyrus. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13078) - you deserved it (103029)

On 03/15/2009 at 12:22am - love - by UH-OH (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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